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Phidippus Regius Jumping Spider Tee in Sport Grey — Vector-bold front-facing regal jumping spider portrait with electric-teal anterior-median eyes on a cream-and-charcoal body.
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Phidippus Regius Jumping Spider T-Shirt

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Color: Sport Grey
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A premium ring-spun cotton t-shirt featuring a vector-bold illustration of a regal jumping spider (Phidippus regius). Head-on portrait with all eight eyes rendered species-correct and the two large anterior-median eyes brought up in electric teal as the focal punchline of a direct, deadpan stare.

For the keeper who can pronounce the binomial without looking it up. Phidippus regius isn't "a jumping spider" — she's a regal jumper, and you know exactly which species is sitting on your hand at feeding time. The "She Is Evaluating You" headline owns the half-second every jumper-keeper recognises: the moment her eight eyes lock on you and decide whether you're prey, partner, or just the warm blob with the fruit-fly tube.

A piece of soft-cotton tribal membership for the spood person in your life — the niece with the enclosure shelf, the partner whose desk is a vivarium, the friend who has named theirs. 100% ring-spun cotton, soft unisex fit, sizes S–3XL. Free shipping on orders over $75. 30-day money back guarantee. Perfect for birthdays, the bug-keeper holiday, or the day she finally moults safely.

Premium Everyday Comfort

"Engineered for Your Daily Roam"

  • Cloud-Soft 100% Cotton: Experience the high-fidelity feel of premium ring-spun cotton that stays soft enough for all-day wear.
  • Breathable Performance: Our 4.5 oz lightweight fabric adapts to your energy, keeping you cool from the morning intro to the midnight outro.
  • The Perfect Fit, Guaranteed: Every piece is pre-shrunk and cut for a modern unisex silhouette, ensuring your favorite fit never changes.
Built to Last

"Rugged Construction. Refined Finish."

  • Reinforced Structure: Double-needle stitching at the stress points means your gear is tour-ready and built to survive the daily grind.
  • Stay-True Design: Our quarter-turned manufacturing process keeps your graphics perfectly aligned, preventing twisting or center-creasing.
  • Distraction-Free Tech: Featuring specialized tear-away labels for a seamless, irritation-free experience during any activity.
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"The Collective Guarantee: Zero-Risk Vibes"

  • 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee: If you don’t love the fit or the feel, send it back within 30 days for a full refund—no questions asked.
  • USA-First Fulfillment: Every Bright Bison piece is printed and fulfilled in the USA, ensuring top-tier quality and fast, tracked delivery.
  • Direct Support: Have a question? Our support team is always on standby to ensure your experience is flawless.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

To ensure your order is fresh off the press and delivered with speed, we utilize a smart network of professional print facilities located across the United States. Rather than shipping from one single spot, our system automatically routes your order to the high-quality hub closest to your doorstep to minimize transit time.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently, we are focused on providing the best possible experience for our community within the United States. By focusing domestically, we can ensure the fastest shipping times and the highest quality control for every order. We hope to expand our herd to international animal lovers in the future!

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email containing a tracking number. You can follow your new favorite T-shirt from our facility directly to your front door with total peace of mind.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees. Soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Our flagship choice is the premium 100% ring-spun cotton, chosen for its cloud-soft feel and breathable, lightweight fit. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the specific details and fabric blends listed on each individual product page.