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Hognose Snake Knitted Sweater T-Shirt in Navy — Soft-painted illustration of a hognose snake in a knitted jumper resting beside a mug of cocoa with marshmallows.
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  • Hognose Snake Knitted Sweater T-Shirt in Navy — Soft-painted illustration of a hognose snake in a knitted jumper resting beside a mug of cocoa with marshmallows.
  • Hognose Snake Knitted Sweater T-Shirt in Black — Soft-painted illustration of a hognose snake in a knitted jumper resting beside a mug of cocoa with marshmallows.
  • Hognose Snake Knitted Sweater T-Shirt in Dark Heather — Soft-painted illustration of a hognose snake in a knitted jumper resting beside a mug of cocoa with marshmallows.
  • Hognose Snake Knitted Sweater T-Shirt in Military Green — Soft-painted illustration of a hognose snake in a knitted jumper resting beside a mug of cocoa with marshmallows.
  • Hognose Snake Knitted Sweater T-Shirt in Natural — Soft-painted illustration of a hognose snake in a knitted jumper resting beside a mug of cocoa with marshmallows.
  • Hognose Snake Knitted Sweater T-Shirt in Light Blue — Soft-painted illustration of a hognose snake in a knitted jumper resting beside a mug of cocoa with marshmallows.
  • Hognose Snake Knitted Sweater T-Shirt in Sport Grey — Soft-painted illustration of a hognose snake in a knitted jumper resting beside a mug of cocoa with marshmallows.
 
Hognose Knitted Sweater T-Shirt
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Hognose Knitted Sweater T-Shirt

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Color: Navy
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Description

A premium ring-spun cotton t-shirt featuring a soft-painted illustration of a western hognose snake (Heterodon nasicus) in a small knitted jumper, settled behind a mug of cocoa on a thin wooden board. The front of the snake rests on the mug's rim, three marshmallows float in the cocoa, and a small ball of dusty-rose yarn sits alone in the upper corner.

Someone, somewhere, sat down and made their snake a sweater. That is a real thing that really happened, and it is one of the kindest sentences the internet produced all year. Nothing is happening in this picture: the cocoa is not being drunk, the snake is not doing a trick, the wool is a little uneven because it was made by hand. It is just a small animal being looked after, which is the entire reason people keep them.

An easy gift for the snake keeper in your life — and one of the rare reptile designs that lands just as well with the person who has never met the snake, or the crocheter who will spot the stitches first. 100% ring-spun cotton, soft unisex fit, round neckline and short sleeves.

The one that ends up covered in substrate

Soft ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Light enough for summer, thin enough to layer under a hoodie the rest of the year. The cut is unisex and pre-shrunk, and it runs true to size, so if you're stuck between two, take the smaller one. Double-needle stitching at the collar and hems, and a tear-away label so nothing scratches the back of your neck. Sizes run S to 3XL, printed and shipped from the USA.

The artwork starts from the real animal, so the markings are the ones your species actually has. Most animal art is drawn by someone who has never kept one, and you can always tell.

Fair warning: this is the shirt you'll pull on for the weekly feed and then forget to change before you go out.
Washing Instructions

Keep the print looking new

  • Cold wash. Hot water is what fades the ink, and you run enough heat lamps as it is.
  • Turn it inside out first, so the print never rubs against the drum.
  • Gentle detergent. No bleach, and no fabric softener either, because it coats the fibres and dulls the colour.
  • Wash it with similar colours the first couple of times.
  • Hang dry if you can. Low heat if you can't, and get it out while it's still a little warm.
  • Iron around the print, or flip the shirt inside out. Never straight onto the design.

Do that and it will outlast a good few sheds.
Shipping & Returns

Made for you, then straight out the door

We print and ship from the USA, and for now we only ship within the US. Shipping is free when you order three or more shirts.

Every shirt is printed for your order. Most leave within about three business days, and delivery is usually another three to seven after that. If you need it by a certain date, email support@brightbison.com before you order and we'll tell you straight whether it will make it.

Covered for 30 days

We'll make it right. That covers a flaw in the print or fabric, a wrong design, or a parcel that never turns up.

Email support@brightbison.com within 30 days with a photo and you'll get a replacement or a refund, whichever you'd rather have. The shirt needs to be unused and in the condition it arrived in.

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Made by people who keep them too

Made by people who keep them too

Whether it's a gecko riding your shoulder or a tank full of tree frogs, you know your animals. So do we. Every design gets drawn from the animal itself, which is why the people who notice the small things tend to be the people who keep them.

We've got your back

We've got your back

Question about sizing? Order went sideways? Email us and a real person answers. And if it's still not right, our 30-day money-back guarantee has you covered.

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Questions before you order?

Where are you located?

We're in the United States, and every shirt is printed and packed here rather than shipped in from somewhere else. That's also why the turnaround is measured in days.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. A tracking link goes out the moment your parcel leaves the printer. If nothing has turned up a day after the dispatch email, check your spam folder first, then email support@brightbison.com and we'll chase it for you.
What size would fit me best?

The size chart sits right above the size buttons, with measurements in inches. The fit is unisex and runs true to size, so if you land between two, take the smaller one. Still not sure? Email support@brightbison.com and a person will answer, not a bot.
What materials are your products made of?

4.5 oz ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape after a wash. Soft from the first wear rather than after ten.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5 / 5 from 12 reviews.