{"product_id":"dramatic-dad-hognose-t-shirt-4997439","title":"Dramatic Dad Hognose T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA premium ring-spun cotton t-shirt featuring an American-traditional tattoo-flash illustration of a western hognose snake (*Heterodon nasicus*) mid-theatrical-flop, with banner lettering reading \"World's Most Dramatic Dad.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery herp dad has a hognose that performs a full death scene over a slightly cold breakfast — and honestly, that energy runs in the family. This bold tattoo-flash tee crowns that shared flair for drama, the play-dead theatrics leading and the dad title riding beneath like a trophy banner. Loud, fond, and made for Father's Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft unisex fit on a Gildan 64000 in sizes S–3XL, it's a standout gift for the snake-keeping dad or the most theatrical parent you know. A detailed, original design with real graphic punch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bright Bison","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50869160444151,"sku":"MD-155844096","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":50869160476919,"sku":"MD-155844097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":50869160575223,"sku":"MD-155844130","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":50869160509687,"sku":"MD-155844098","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":50869160411383,"sku":"MD-155844095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":50869160607991,"sku":"MD-155844131","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50869160378615,"sku":"MD-155844094","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Red","offer_id":50869160542455,"sku":"MD-155844124","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50869160706295,"sku":"MD-155844101","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":50869160739063,"sku":"MD-155844102","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":50869160837367,"sku":"MD-155844132","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":50869160771831,"sku":"MD-155844103","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":50869160673527,"sku":"MD-155844100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":50869160870135,"sku":"MD-155844133","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50869160640759,"sku":"MD-155844099","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Red","offer_id":50869160804599,"sku":"MD-155844125","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50869160968439,"sku":"MD-155844106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":50869161001207,"sku":"MD-155844107","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":50869161099511,"sku":"MD-155844134","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":50869161033975,"sku":"MD-155844108","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":50869160935671,"sku":"MD-155844105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":50869161132279,"sku":"MD-155844135","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50869160902903,"sku":"MD-155844104","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Red","offer_id":50869161066743,"sku":"MD-155844126","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50869161230583,"sku":"MD-155844111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":50869161263351,"sku":"MD-155844112","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":50869161361655,"sku":"MD-155844136","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":50869161296119,"sku":"MD-155844113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50869161197815,"sku":"MD-155844110","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50869161394423,"sku":"MD-155844137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50869161165047,"sku":"MD-155844109","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Red","offer_id":50869161328887,"sku":"MD-155844127","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50869161492727,"sku":"MD-155844116","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":50869161525495,"sku":"MD-155844117","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":50869161623799,"sku":"MD-155844138","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":50869161558263,"sku":"MD-155844118","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50869161459959,"sku":"MD-155844115","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50869161656567,"sku":"MD-155844139","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50869161427191,"sku":"MD-155844114","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Red","offer_id":50869161591031,"sku":"MD-155844128","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50869161754871,"sku":"MD-155844121","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":50869161787639,"sku":"MD-155844122","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":50869161885943,"sku":"MD-155844140","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":50869161820407,"sku":"MD-155844123","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50869161722103,"sku":"MD-155844120","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50869161918711,"sku":"MD-155844141","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50869161689335,"sku":"MD-155844119","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Red","offer_id":50869161853175,"sku":"MD-155844129","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0916\/7896\/6007\/files\/8cb81f6f-ba94-4326-92bc-6749b947fecc.jpg?v=1781701043","url":"https:\/\/brightbison.com\/products\/dramatic-dad-hognose-t-shirt-4997439","provider":"Bright Bison","version":"1.0","type":"link"}